Friday, March 12, 2010

Today's Headlines

Man Sporting Patagonia Shoes Makes Citizens' Arrest.
Suspect Battered Passing Cars with Stale Baguette.

Danny Glover Brings Grandson to Mall.  Buys Nothing.
Entire 2nd Floor Now Believes There Really Are Angels in the Food Court.

Woman Denies Abusing Light-Up Whale Toy in Bath.  Nobody Fooled.

Asian Tourists Take Group Photo with Giant Stuffed Panda. 58th Occurance This Week.

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