(1) A little girl picks up the Fluffy Ball (a soccer-ball-sized inflatable ball with soft tentacles all over it) and puts it up under her skirt, "Look mommy, it's my baby!"
She squeezes the ball so it shows partially out the bottom of her skirt, "Oh no, mommy, it's coming out!"
Holds the ball triumphantly over her head, "Ahh! It's my hairy baby!"
(2) Angry father shouts, "No running! This is a store. Running is for, uh, the tennis court. And when there's a fire."
(3) Rob: What are you doing with the paper towel?
Pete: There's a spill over here by the baby toys.
Rob: Is that pee?
Pete: sniffs wet paper towel. Nope. Oh wait. Yep, that's pee.
