Thursday, July 1, 2010

Precious Moments

A few moments from the toy store to get us back in the swing of things...

(1) A little girl picks up the Fluffy Ball (a soccer-ball-sized inflatable ball with soft tentacles all over it) and puts it up under her skirt, "Look mommy, it's my baby!"
She squeezes the ball so it shows partially out the bottom of her skirt, "Oh no, mommy, it's coming out!"
Holds the ball triumphantly over her head, "Ahh! It's my hairy baby!"


(2) Angry father shouts, "No running! This is a store. Running is for, uh, the tennis court. And when there's a fire."

(3) Rob: What are you doing with the paper towel?
Pete: There's a spill over here by the baby toys.
Rob: Is that pee?
Pete: sniffs wet paper towel. Nope. Oh wait. Yep, that's pee.

Tuesday, April 27, 2010

Exercise Ball, Blue w/Nubs, Deflated.

http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sfc/zip/1713923304.html
as I make the right turn onto bryant street a quick glance to my left is all I need to know I am clear. fuck the stop sign fuck the half glow of the streetlights fuck the couple arm in arm who a step or two ahead of themselves would have met my right handlebar my right elbow and my bloody mouth spitting at them. hey. the guy shouts. nice night. I yell back. with only one gear building speed is the hardest part but once I get there my legs are like pistons pumping in rhythm somebody measure my rpms please. this late at night the bars are closing and I have to be careful at these red lights because any drivers out here have at least one drink in them timing is everything if I can count down my distance by the numbers next to the flashing orange hand four three two one I want to look like a white blur keeping within six inches of sideview mirrors of parked cars. I pass another bike the girl has long curly hair and a basket on her handlebars I make an Indian call as I fly past her and swerve around a Prius who undoubtedly had the right of way. the air is crisp I have been doing these laps for an hour and I cruise right past my building again. this time I dont even look up bryant street or try to slow down I think if a car is coming its coming and there is no way my brakes would catch in time and anyway Ive tasted the pavement before and I know to pull my tongue inside my teeth so I dont bite it off. the toe of my sneaker grazes the asphalt as I lean to make the sharp right but nothing else touches me but the wind. I exhale and drive my legs so hard down on the pedals that soon I am standing leaning forward my chest is out over the handlebars three two one wont make this one I jam on the brakes and a homeless guy pushing a cart waits next to me for the cross traffic to pass. where are you going. he says and I realize how much I am sweating. same place you are. I say. in circles. I push off and when I look back he is smiling. five four three fuck it.

Wednesday, April 21, 2010


Beans, Beans, they make you poop.
Now scoop it up fucker.
Don't do that again.

(Sign pinned on Peter's bedroom door throughout childhood)

Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Lessons of the Day: 4/19

1. Don't get Super-glue on your skin.

2. Don't touch insulation then itch your nose.

3. There's more to being a vegetarian than eating peanut butter.

Wednesday, April 14, 2010

His head lifts from a pillow green. Dew wells and dances two in beads across the hemisphere of his forehead - one departs the other for the bridge of his nose, the other swept up into the cracks of a passing finger.

All the rehearsal and still the novelty of it all! All the talk and he still feels it. His stomach lifts. Anticipation.

I'm here.

He raises to his knees, hands pressed to the clay beneath him. He's to his feet, though his eyes remain looking downwards - he's staring at the outlined furrow he's left on the earth from the night. It is as if she'd swallowed him into her skin, into a single pore - where he was a follicle, perhaps? Some cause for mutuality? An attempt at negotiation?

His eyes turn. The swelling feeling restores itself. He feels an eyebrow (just one) raise in question of the seeming contradictory nature of what he stands before him - this natural engineering been engineered!

It's a tree----that's all. But it's more, really. Her leaves rest on the ground (some having been his bed.) She is asleep. She is unaware.

Though, she has forgotten her own existence, it is apparent that some have not. Still they come to her - they adorn her out of their need for individualism (or perhaps just boredom.) She is trimmed in bulbs by the hundred - floursecently fogged. No electricity here - they inspire by modestly catching passing strands of sunlight that penetrate casually from the canopy above. Even the smallest beam catches the white skin of the glass bulb enough to make its surface glow entirely - they seem to delight in fulfilling this role. Others strands pass through uncaring, and heedless to their participation in this event.

The bulbs flicker - they are persistent. It's as if they wish to announce their own presence in this disregarded wood.

It's just as they said.

The bulbs hang on beaded chain, some showing age in coats of rust - others seem to gleam with youthful boasting. Time is present - that's clear now.

He walks to the tree, smelling the aroma of her damp, decaying leaves below him. One might imagine their scent rising skyward on tendrils of their own mode - much like those stems that supported them in life.

Again, his eyes return to the ground. He hopes for a chance to mark the tree. A true pilgrimage must manifest in a sacrifice? a rite? a symbol? His experience must orbit the others, a filament in this arboreal-mechanical symphony. He cannot explain this rustic need for collaboration. Assuming innocence, one hopes its a boyish longing for the natural. The bond of beaded chain on knobbed branch. That bond is all he cares for.

But, alas, there are no such supplies to fulfill his desire. No box there. This is no grotto in which to make addition upon discovery.

No - this is a tree in some forest - decored once, and, until recently, forgotten.

He walks on.