Jeff (official visitor to the toystore on a daily basis / delusional / schizophrenic) comes in, does his usual lap and then PAUSES in front of the Obama 500p puzzle (on sale - 50% off) -- Jeff picks up the first puzzle, looks longingly into Barack's sketched eyes, and plants a kiss on the box. He then does this to the remaining three puzzles. Then he goes and does it to the Hannah Montana games, so I knew it wasn't much symbolism after all.
I'm bent over putting 30% stickers on things when two women (as far as I tell from my side angle) enter the store. I continue with my business of discounting, when I suddenly hear two men discussing the popular board game, "Dirty Minds." I look up and see the two women by the board games. Still, I look around the corner of the nearby display for the new, male customers. Turns out they were two trannys. One wore aftershave (the irony?) Exiting the store, one cried out in a whisper, "I wish that giraffe had a dick."
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