-Never tell a Latina girl she needs to use more hips when she dances. She'll find another partner.
-Don't assume the guy in the Marilyn Monroe wig is not the lead singer of the band you're about to see.
-It's time to go home when the bouncer pulls out a big water hose and tells you he needs to clean the puddle of urine you're standing in.
-"I like your baby" is not always a good pick-up line.
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